i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
