He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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