the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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