16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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