Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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