she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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