They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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