Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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