She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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