in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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