How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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