and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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