It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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