hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Drunk is not a location!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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