I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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