I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
