But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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