I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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