week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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