omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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