Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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