I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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