Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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