is your mom at the bar?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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