Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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