dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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