I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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