Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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