You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
