At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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