He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
