Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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