at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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