Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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