Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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