dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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