that's an acceptable place to lick
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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