So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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