Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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