Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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