People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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