My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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