I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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