There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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