what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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