i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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