Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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