i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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