So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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