Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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