69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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