i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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