I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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