Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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