would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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